babypears:

sango

a warm up drawing request from patreon

i thought replacing taco shells // soft tortillas with a leaf of lettuce wld b bland as hell but it’s good 😭 these lifestyle changes r POSSIBLE

tried to make my bitmoji look as similar to me as i cld lmao

splendidland:

splendidland:

my dick is malleable, it can be shaped into any form i desire, and with the magic of stop motion technology, i have crudely recreated every wallace and gromit movie using nothing but my plasticine dick. recently, my dick has dried up, and is now permanently shaped like the steamroller from bob the builder

do you ever see a post you made 3 years ago and now have no recollection of ever having writing and just think “no, there’s no way i’d ever put something like that on the internet” and yet there it is, your username undeniably attached to it.
it’s an experience not unlike coming across a gravestone with your own name and date of death written on it and you realize that you’ve been dead for 3 years and have been existing this entire time as a soulless entity.

(Source: splendidland)

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